I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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