the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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