So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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