drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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