So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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