you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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