Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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