He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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