so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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