oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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