Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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