She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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