I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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