yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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