I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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