she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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