Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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