whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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