It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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