So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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