I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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