His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dicks are not precious.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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