There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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