I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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