is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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