Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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