How'd it feel making her break her religion?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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