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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You were trust falling into bushes
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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