in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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