Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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