you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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