It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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