so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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