The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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