Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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