I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"