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(248): View more from Michigan

: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran

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(678): View more from Georgia

i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now

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(618): View more from Illinois

you should give me head with plastic fangs in

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(206): View more from Washington

Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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(360): View more from Washington

Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I will feel awake by 6 pm

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Are we not meeting until 6?

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No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.

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