We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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