I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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