piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Two words: nipple clamps
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