I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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