she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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