I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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