oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
