You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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