im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do vagina's smell?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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