was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Found the puke drawer
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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