I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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