I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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