When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
