HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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