Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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