dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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