is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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