last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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