David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
why is half of my head shaved?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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