My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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