My room smells like vodka and shame
I don't think brook has ever known best
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I love you. Go after that dick
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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