Swine flu. Run for my life!
id be glad to
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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